Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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