Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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