if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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