well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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