i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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