You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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