If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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