Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She even gives head with a lisp.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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