Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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