its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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