Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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