Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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