Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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