Nicole vs. Life
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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