Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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