we have pet lesbian snakes
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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