hell yes lets make some ravioli
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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