She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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