just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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