Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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