I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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