But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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