She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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