Sponge bath it is.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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