hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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