My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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