awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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