your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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