More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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