I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The adults are the big ones right?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
