Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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