i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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