Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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