There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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