..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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