oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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