I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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