i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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