I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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