Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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