She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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