did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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