I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Randomize
