new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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