He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just gargled with NyQuil
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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