your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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