its not stalking. its research.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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