you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
wow bdsm is so cute
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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