I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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