i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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