He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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