Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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